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[[Image:Meatballs.jpg|thumb|The culinary artist [[Arnie]] discusses the preparation of his meatballs with the prophet [[Norman]], who warns the [[Cylons (TOS)|Cylons]] of the harbinger they wrought.]]

'''Arnie's meatballs''' are an [[Earth (1980)|Earth]] culinary delicacy of ill-repute.

According to [[Norman]], an oracle of humorously grave disposition, he reproached these "meatballs" as obstructing the digestive tracts of humans: in front of two [[Cylons (TOS)|Cylons]], no less ([[1980]]: "[[The Night the Cylons Landed, Part I]]").

These meatballs are the labor of love of a human named [[Arnie]], taking an hour and a half to prepare properly ([[1980]]: "[[The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II]]"). They are then typically shoved down the throats of unsuspecting victims during festivities, such as [[w:Halloween|Halloween]].

Coupled with the "romantic malnutrition" of [[Mildred]], those between these two dangers will have the "night of their life".

The personification of these meatballs is a human baseball player named [[w:Vida Blue|Vida Blue]], who exerts a similar influence during his time with the [[w:San Francisco Giants|San Francisco Giants]] baseball team in the 1980s ([[1980]]: "[[The Night the Cylons Landed, Part I]]").

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