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'''Libran Needs a Pyramid Team, Statim!''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Sports article written by [[Carl Kipp]]. It was printed in [[Ianuarius]] 21, YR42.<br />
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== Story ==<br />
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Hello, sports fans. Did you miss me? <br />
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Sorry to be gone so long, I was actually visiting [[Libran]] for a while. Don't ask. And yeah, it was [[Scorpia]] hot. Dear gods, what a hellhole. Marshy jungle netherworld, and lawyers buzzing everywhere. [[Themis]]! What an eyesore, it makes your head spin. Who designed that place, anyway? A stressed out architect with way too big a budget vomited up his idea of stinkin' Lawyer Heaven is my guess. Hey, Lawyer Heaven, is that an oxymoron?<br />
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That same architect designed a huge - and I mean huge - outdoor sports arena. You probably knew that. Built by Libran tax money and now, completely empty, unused and abandoned, worthless. Yeah, I saw it. And you know what? It's gorgeous. I love it. Oh, the [[Pyramid (RDM)|Pyramid]] games we could have there. The games, people. Sweet, sweet memories, and [[frak]]kin' history, would be made. So it's hot and sticky, a small price to pay for beauty.<br />
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So Libran needs a Pyramid team, just so we can play in that arena. Yeah, you've probably heard that before, but I'm saying it again. So let's at least give this imaginary team a few possible names, then send the list to the lawyers in Themis and watch them argue it for the next hundred millennia.<br />
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The Libran Bloodsuckers - No, not because of the lawyers, because of all the damn bugs. It's a jungle hell, people! <br />
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The Libran Legis - Ha! Kidding. Although all the lawyers would probably pick this one. <br />
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The Libran Supremes - Named after the Supreme Hall. That might be baiting the commentators a little much. "The Supremes sure aren't doing too supremely tonight.." You can hear it, right? Tedious. <br />
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The Libran Divorcees - Everyone on Libran gets divorced. FACT. <br />
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The Libran Nature Boys - And girls, of course. <br />
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Okay, whatever, there's five. What else you got?<br />
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== Notes ==<br />
*The suggested name of The Libran Supremes could be a reference to the American band ''[[w:The Supremes|The Supremes]]''.<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://showblogs.syfy.com/caprican/sports/libran-needs-a-pyramid-team-statim.php Libran Needs a Pyramid Team, Statim! | Sports | The Caprican]<br />
*[http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=262254854036 Facebook | Libran Needs A Pyramid Team, Statim!]<br />
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