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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''The Passion of the Three Moons''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Entertainment article written by [[Harold Sims]]. It was printed in [[Martius]] 8, YR42.<br />
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== Story ==<br />
While ''The Caprican'''s Tara Mull was out living the rugged life, breathing in the clean mountain air and catching fish with her Picon frak buddy, I was stuck here on plain old Caprica with the rest of you. However, for those of you who can't afford a getaway, or don't have any interest in living your life like a bohemian jackass, there's still plenty of things to do right here at home, right? <br />
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Absolutely. <br />
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So, for those of you looking for an adventure that doesn't involve going off-world and possibly catching something from some smelly fisherman, might I suggest the Three Moons Lounge? <br />
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You've no doubt heard of the place, and yes, it's right in the heart of downtown Caprica City, not hidden in the shadowy outskirts like its reputation might imply. It's a place for mature adults who are looking for a little fun. Something to spice up a marriage, or take a relationship to a more adventurous level. There's no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed or self-conscious. They take care of you there, and the sky's the limit. <br />
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I can't really go into more detail than that, but you hopefully get the idea. And are getting some ideas of your own. At the very least, you'll make some new friends - and maybe some new friends with benefits. <br />
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The best part? It's all real. This isn't some V-Club where obnoxious children indulge their pathetic ids. The Three Moons is for grown-ups - real flesh and blood, with emphasis on the flesh. <br />
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Feeling a bit nervous when you first get there? Go to the bar. Order yourself a Scorpion Ambrosia. Yes, they serve it there. I know it's an acquired taste and most Capricans hate it, but this is all about a new adventure, right? A new experience. Give it a shot and let it take you where it will. <br />
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And the best part is you won't smell like Picon fish in the morning.<br />
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== External link ==<br />
*[http://showblogs.syfy.com/caprican/entertainment/the-passion-of-the-three-moons.php The Passion of the Three Moons | Entertainment | The Caprican]<br />
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